♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
i really like cheesecake but that doesn’t mean i’d stalk it and go to its brother’s wedding uninvited so
I once had a guy tell me (after the birth of his first child who was female) that he would divorce his wife if she didn’t eventually bear him a son. A few years later he’s now the father of two daughters and divorced.
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Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
I love when celebrities just give away huge amounts of money to random people because $1,000 can mean so much to somebody who works a minimum wage job.
i’m actually very happy she brought the pizza guy on
I DIDN’T KNOW SHE DID THIS.
GOD BLESS ELLEN DEGENERES.
When you see someone hot at the gym
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
Friends who bring up embarrassing things you did a long time ago