nnick-andopolis:

“why don’t boys like me” i whisper in front on my computer screen as i wipe the french fry grease from my fingers onto the shirt i’ve been wearing for the past three days

(Source: thewalkingdead-pool)



sh4rki:

If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.

“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”

“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”

“Fucking brilliant, Jim.” 






this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

(Source: ashleybreather)



Pregnant? Reblog so I can follow you

broobsboobs:

If you’re open to having conversations about your pregnancy! 

I need mothers, and pregnant women to talk to! Please!




dancing bears, painted wings things I almost remember, and a song someone sings, once upon a december.

(Source: randomdiddles)



About You 

Name: Rachel.

Age: 17.

Height: 5’3

About The Father 

Name: Matthew.

Age: 18

Height: 5’4  (we are a teeny couple)

Are you still together: Yes :)

About Your Pregnancy 

Is this your first pregnancy: Yes

When did you find out you were pregnant: 3rd of February 

Was it planned: Nope :’)

What was your first reaction: I basically freaked the fuck out, I was shaking and talking a million miles a minute about how I was going to hide until the baby was born then send it down the river like Moses’ mum did! I was very shocked!

Who was with you when you found out: No one.

Who was the first person you told: Matt.

How did your parents react: My mum was very calm, my dads first words were “you are fucking joking me” and we pretty much argued for a few weeks but he’s coming around to it now I think.

How far along are you: 17 weeks and 4 days.

What was your first symptom: Backache and a late period.

What is your due date: October 15th :)

Do you know the sex of the baby: Not yet, find out in 18 days!

Have you picked out names: For a boy, yes, still stuck between a few for a girl though.

If so, what are they: Alfie for a boy and either Olivia or Eve/Eva/Evie for a girl.

How much weight have you gained: just over half a stone.

Do you have stretch marks: Nope.

Have you felt the baby move: Yes, my little monster is having a party in there without its mama!.

Have you heard the heartbeat:Only once for about 30 seconds - was very disappointed with the first scan.

About the Birth 

Will you keep the baby: Yes!

Home or hospital birth: Hospital.

Natural or medicated birth: At the hospital I plan to go to, the most you can have is either gas and air or pethadine, so I won’t be having an epidural and I wouldn’t want one anyway.

Who will be in the delivery room with you: Matt and possibly my mum.

Will you breastfeed: I’m not sure yet - I want to, just not sure I’d be able to stick it out.

Do you think you’ll need a c-section: I hope not, but if it’s what’s best for the baby then I’d have one.

Will you cry when you hold the baby for the first time: I would assume so.

What’s the first thing you might say to him/her: Why did you put me in so much pain?!

Would you let someone videotape the birth: HELL NO. I wouldn’t mind pictures of me contracting or whatever but to film a little person shooting out of my foof is not something that will happen.

Are you excited about the birth, or scared?: I’m not really sure.



Les Misérables

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Man steals some bread. France descends into chaos.






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